About

Hi there,

My name is Rachel. But you know that already, don’t you.

A few things about me: my top three movies are The Fifth Element, Being John Malkovich, and Death Becomes Her. I can’t say no to an espresso martini, sue me. And swimming underwater with goggles on is a magical experience. Now that we know each other so well, I am also deeply obsessed with music (and sometimes make my own shhhh).

Things I don’t like: trash cans that open with a wave, when people crowd the baggage claim belt, and the lunge position.

Random thoughts I’ll leave you with: the dying horse is on its last straw. How hard do you think through your rock-paper-scissors strategy? Does fast wind have a smell?

Shoot me an email so I can get to know you as well. Or for work inquiries. That’d be cool, too.

Thanks <3