About

Hi there,

My name is Rachel. But you know that already, don’t you.

A few things about me: my top three movies are The Fifth Element, Being John Malkovich, and The Last Showgirl. I have cut myself off from celsius energy drinks, so like, don’t offer. I mean, you can, but I’ll say no. I’m a gin girl, through and through. Gin martini with a twist. Isn’t ordering something with “a twist” just sound so fun? Now that we know each other so well, I also like to sing in the shower (but also out of the shower).

Things I don’t like: key lime pie, when people crowd the baggage claim belt, and the lunge position.

Random thoughts I’ll leave you with: the dying horse is on its last straw. How hard do you think through your rock-paper-scissors strategy? Does fast wind have a smell?

Shoot me an email so I can get to know you as well. Or for work inquiries. That’d be cool too.

Thanks <3