About

Hi there,

My name is Rachel. I love matcha, pickle martinis (best with gin, duh), and singing in the shower (but also out of the shower).

Silly little things: my favorite movie is Being John Malkovich, I like memes that make random objects denim (re: jouch), and I have a complicated relationship with Celsius energy drinks.

Things I dislike: key lime pie, when people crowd the baggage claim belt, and the lunge position.

Shoot me an email for work inquiries or opinions of your own.

Thanks <3